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I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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