this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
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Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
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dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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