you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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