did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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