Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
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There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
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Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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