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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
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