Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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