Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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