winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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