so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
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I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
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His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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