Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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