Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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