guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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