Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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