His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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