O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize
