You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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