I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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