How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
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On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
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I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
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