Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
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He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
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Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
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they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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