so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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