ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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