Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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