I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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