My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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