Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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