I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
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just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
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He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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