Jerry, you need to find god
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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