I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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