My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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