were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
He did a backflip because drugs
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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