He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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