i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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