dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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