Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
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It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
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Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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