We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Randomize
