It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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