so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Randomize
