I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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