White coat. Heels.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
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"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
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If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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