He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
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Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
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One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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