i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
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my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
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Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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