you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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