Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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