oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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