Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
birth control should be required to get into college
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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