i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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