All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
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And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
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I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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