sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
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hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
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You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
We had sex on a dog bed..
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
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