vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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