maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
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Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
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I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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