I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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