I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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