I think I just saw someone hide a body.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
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No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
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I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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