my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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