I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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