glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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