he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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