just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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