Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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