I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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